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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Lock Up Your Daughters.....

26 橋内 優也 Yuya HASHIUCHI 
The Abominable Footballer is coming to Ajinomoto Stadium this Sunday!

Yes, the man, the myth, the one and only Yuya Hashiuchi, Tokushima's #26, he of the permanently stoned expression, will grace us with his presence on the pitch at Aji Sta, before ducking over to the fields of Chofu Airport where he'll try to catch grass snakes for his dinner with his bare hands.

I've been looking forward to this game ever since I got my copy of the 2011 J1&J2選手名鑑, when after scouring the photos of every player on every team, I decided that our man Yuya, while being the J.League player most likely to sleep in a cave, is also the one I'd most like to go out on the piss with.

Luckily for us, after being left out of the Tokushima squad for the first six games, and warming the bench as an unused sub in the next three, he finally cracked the XI for their home game against Okayama last Sunday, and if there is a footballing god (not just Robbie Fowler) he'll keep his spot and we can all have a chuckle at his ridiculous hair.

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